The Truth About Valentine's.

Let's face it.

Let's answer the question once and for all: What is the best thing about Valentine's Day? 

THE DAY AFTER.

A lot of you may be scratching your heads in confusion, yelling at me for hating on the day, or applauding me. 

But before you take out your computer screen in your anger, let's just look at this for a moment..

All the candy in heart shaped obnoxiously red boxes? DISCOUNT.

All the adorable plushy toys? DISCOUNT.

All of the awesome nerdy cards that are only PARTIALLY Valentine's related and could totally be used in the future for an anniversary or birthday or something? DISCOUNT!

And if that's not good enough for you...

All of the stress to get the perfect gift and make your Valentine's date be good, over!

All of the annoying status updates from that girl about her boyfriend she's only known for a week and how awesome he is and how they're going to be together forever?? Okay, maybe not over yet, but at least you get to laugh at her stupidity! 

And if you're single... All of the stress and depression of the previous day should be over, and now you get to stuff your face with all of that cheap candy!! 

It's a win-win situation, all the way. 

~The Monkey