Alii,
Time to vent. Happiness, sadness, anger, and just frustration at the retardedness of life. Not sure if that counts as a REAL word (spell check certainly doesn't think so..) but to heck with it. I'm using it anyways.
Not like anyone's actually reading this so.. Who cares?
Listening to "Forget you" by the one and only Cee Lo Green. How strange that it matches my mood quite well... I went for a NICE walk this evening.. Know how scary it is to be walking by yourself in KC when it's almost dark, and you're a young female all alone? Fortunately, I'm only gonna get raped by someone with a fat fetish (that's what they call it.. Right?) so I'm pretty safe.
Either way, I'm getting rid of this fat. NOW.
I'm so tired. Of it. Sick of life. No matter what I do, life just.. Keeps throwing crap into the fan at my back, and it just gets all over and I have to turn around and fix things, instead of going forward, like I should..
I hate men. Scratch that, I love MEN. I hate little boys that THINK they're men, and don't act like it at all.
They can go.. Try and touch MC Hammer. Then I can sit by and watch them.. Have whatever happens when you touch him (would be sort of funny if the earth imploded... That'd be nice. Yeah).
For some reason the font size on here is all screwy.. But I'd rather have annoyingly large text, than the super small kind that makes you wonder if you need glasses.
Whatever.
I'm just extremely peeved by everything. That's usually what happens when I listen to my 'War' music and think about all the people I'd REALLY love to sucker punch in the face. Or uterus. I'd love to sucker punch a certain female in the uterus, because I know how much that would hurt.
It's like the female equivalent of genitalia (not really, but you know what I mean. The pain factor).
Right. Sorry. I'm just pissy.
Some jerk face did something to me a while ago that I just can't get over... What do you call it, when someone doesn't exactly STEAL your 'man' (boy-child-thing-that-doesn't-have-afore-mentioned-genitalia), but instead... Makes him bitter over you? Talks to him behind your back (like a sneaky little weasel face) and makes him.. Angry about you? Feeds him bull-crap about how you don't care about him?
Whatever you call that, that's what she is (A certain 'B' word comes to mind, but I'll be a lady and refrain).
In other news, I watched Treasure Planet today. Now think about this... If you watch this after becoming a Whovian, the ENTIRE movie is SO different.. You view it in a totally and completely different paradigm. Take the cat captain chick for instance. Whovians, you know EXACTLY what to think of her.. Just add a nurse cap.
I'm so proud of myself for spelling paradigm right.
Sorry, I'm tired. We've got some sort of bug going around in our house.. And that keeps me from getting good sleep.
Which is probably why I'm cranky.
And typing this in hyper speed with a ton of typos.
Nah, I'll blame that on the caffeine .. COKE IS SO GOOD. The uh.. Soda kind. I wouldn't know about the other kind.. I'd say it's probably bad though.
Yeah. I think I better go now.. Or write about something different.
MUSIC! Let's talk about music!
Oooh.. Ooohh.. I like Nightwish. Scratch that..
I LOVE Nightwish! Truly one of the greatest things to ever happen to this earth (thank you God!).
If you haven't already, you should go ahead and listen to them.. They're the bomb.
I also like almost any song in the pop section of the 80's... And 70's... And 90's. I watched Top 100 a lot as a kid, okay?
Currently listening to Guns N' Roses now.. So what does that tell you? I hardly even count as a 90's kid, too!
I'm like.. A freak of nature for a kid my age.
I should be listening to some sort of crap by Niki Minaj or something..
But no. I continue to DEFY my generations stereotypes..
I'm obviously on a sugar rush..
I feel like such a rebel right now.. Sitting on the bed.. Listening to Welcome To The Jungle.. Drinking my Coke like I'm hot stuff...
Yeah. Total Stud Muffin, eh?
ABSOLUTE girlfriend material.. Just let me go pierce every visible section of my body and ink something..
HA! Yeah right..
Okay.. I think I'm going to go now, but with a few more words to lay upon your tender ears...
NAH NAH NAH NAHNAHNAH NEEE EEEH EEEH!
If you listen to Guns N' Roses, you know EXACTLY what that is...
Yeah.. Bye.
~The Monkey
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