Useless things

Well Hello again, time for me to talk about useless things... my favorite subject!
I'm sure you know what I'm talking about- things that are used for one little minute thing, and eventually you get tired of it and start wondering why you even bought it, and then you end up selling it at a garage sale for 50 cents, so that some other poor fool will buy it... And all of those 'inventions' on T.V. that are soooooo amazing? Yeah.... I think they're in the same category.....
So should I list some of them that I actually use...?
1- eyelash curler. I still have no clue if it actually improves my lashes, but oh well...
2-Lip plumlping lipgloss. I personally think that it's just so stinking thick that it pretty much adds an inch of gloss to your lips- Because when you wipe it off, your lips are the same exact size...
3-That really cheap Iphone app, I think it's called five guns? I don't know, but I personaly really enjoy this useless thing :) You tap the gun, and it makes the noise of a shot from that gun, and then if you shake the phone, it cocks the gun :D So yeah, I sorta like that one...
4-I am a total sucker for those fancy pens.... any kind of fancy looking pen I love! and they are pretty much the same as other pens, they just look cool.....

and really that's pretty much all. But the thing I hate, really really hate.... is the snuggy. But some people might hate eyelash curlers, so oh well.... To each his own, eh?
So I don't have that much time right now because I am going to town in a little bit...
So I hope you enjoyed my useless babble about useless things.....
Talk to you later! Enjoy the sun 8)

~The Monkey

Beginers fortune?

Hello Hello Hello all... You poor unfortunate souls that decided to read my very first blog.
As fate would have it, I only just now came upon my new favorite singer- Michael Buble'....
Amazing. My friend described his voice to a T "Its like rootbeer. All smooth and deep yet suprising and bubbly." yup! That's Michael Buble' for ya!
So, enough about Michael. he's amazing and all but I should be telling you about myself and why I am even writing this... Where to begin? As a teenage girl, I have always wanted to become a writer. I've been told I have a certain way with words, and personally? I love them. So I always wanted to write a book- you know, do something that would get me fame and fortune, and then a loving husband and family.... Well Drat. I guess I found that I am just not good at writing books.
Yet I cannot just sit here all day, with all these ideas and words left un-written, unseen by man.
So here I am, writing a blog. Probably one that no one shall ever actually read just for fun, but a blog none the less.
So, about me! I love writing, but even more so singing.. I also enjoy acting and photography although I am not good at it. I love listening to a lot of music, but tend to not like heavy metal, rock, rap, punk, or a lot of the new 'pop' songs.....
I am homeschooled and have been my whole life, and hope to become a singer/actress, but eh,... what are the chances? I write sogns and poetry, and I have no clue which ones are better haha....
I have lots of friends :) and it practically took me thirteen years to get them :P
Either way, that is me! I tend to write about extremely random things (hence the name of my blog), such as gel pens or squirt guns,.. or mac-n-salsa, which is my favorite food btw.
Speaking of favorites, my favorite book is the bible <3 so by now you should be figuring out that I am a christian as well. If that bothers you, then you won't like anything on my blog cuz I'm gonna be talking about God a LOT.

Either way, Welcome to my Blog, my Thoughts, and my Life...

Lizabeth