Useless things

Well Hello again, time for me to talk about useless things... my favorite subject!
I'm sure you know what I'm talking about- things that are used for one little minute thing, and eventually you get tired of it and start wondering why you even bought it, and then you end up selling it at a garage sale for 50 cents, so that some other poor fool will buy it... And all of those 'inventions' on T.V. that are soooooo amazing? Yeah.... I think they're in the same category.....
So should I list some of them that I actually use...?
1- eyelash curler. I still have no clue if it actually improves my lashes, but oh well...
2-Lip plumlping lipgloss. I personally think that it's just so stinking thick that it pretty much adds an inch of gloss to your lips- Because when you wipe it off, your lips are the same exact size...
3-That really cheap Iphone app, I think it's called five guns? I don't know, but I personaly really enjoy this useless thing :) You tap the gun, and it makes the noise of a shot from that gun, and then if you shake the phone, it cocks the gun :D So yeah, I sorta like that one...
4-I am a total sucker for those fancy pens.... any kind of fancy looking pen I love! and they are pretty much the same as other pens, they just look cool.....

and really that's pretty much all. But the thing I hate, really really hate.... is the snuggy. But some people might hate eyelash curlers, so oh well.... To each his own, eh?
So I don't have that much time right now because I am going to town in a little bit...
So I hope you enjoyed my useless babble about useless things.....
Talk to you later! Enjoy the sun 8)

~The Monkey